The Blog on Branding

Miley’s Twitter Account Canceled: Save the Cat!

Miley Cyrus canceled her subscription to Twitter recently, causing an uproar amid her nearly 2 million fans. Despite the innumerable (and somewhat ironic) tweets, fan letters and videos, Miley has yet to reactivate her account.

Miley’s reason for canceling her account seems to have taken multiple faces. She insists that she has moved on and wants her private life to be private. At least, that’s what her video says:

However, Miley’s last few moments on Twitter tell a different story.

She admits that she is leaving her Twitter because of boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, saying “FYI Liam doesn’t have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason.”

So she did, still with no further explanation from her or Hemsworth.

Amid the outraged and pleading tweens pining for more information on Miley’s mundane daily activities, one fan took it (in my opinion) a little too far. One unnamed and over-deprived Miley fan has insisted that Miley Save Fuzzy. The fan, who apparently isn’t in the United States, insists that he will kill, cook, and eat his pet cat, Fuzzy, “according to our ethnic cuisine.”

The fan insists this is not a hoax. He has a picture of the cat and a recipe posted on the website, and insists he is open to suggestions for more recipes. The fan has never prepared or eaten cat before, but claims there will be pictures posted on the website of the preparation and subsequent dining of the cat.

The fan is attempting to use Twitter to spread the word on the campaign. If the hash #mileysavefuzzy reaches a top trending topic, the deadline will be extended by a week, from November 16 to 23.

To ensure her cooperation, the fan insists Miley make continuous tweets. At first, each tweet will push the dinner date back a week, and once it seems Miley is back for good, the fan will drop the threat completely.

The fan also states that he won’t sell or give away the cat.

So, what will Miley do?

Will she save the cute and cuddly Fuzzy, who seems nothing more than a succulent bystander, by giving in to the Twitter nation? Or will she stick with the “good reason” she and boyfriend Hemsworth have cited as their reasoning for a lack of Twitter Twactivity?

Jon Buczkowski Jon is not a fan of Miley Cyrus, but thinks a dog may have been more effective. Want content written for your Brand that shows up #1 on Search Engines and brings you new customers? Contact us.